Would you rather hire a Arlington MA Plumber nicknamed “Big Jim” or “Corn Dog”?

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1. Did I Do Dat?
   Posted July 28, 2012 at 9:13 pm | Permalink

   Who would you hire?

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2. мαʀεɴ
   Posted July 28, 2012 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

   Corn Dog

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3. Michelle
   Posted July 28, 2012 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

   Corn Dog. I like corn dogs. I don’t like the name Jim.

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4. Sweets*
   Posted July 28, 2012 at 11:09 pm | Permalink

   corn dog.
   it implies something about his penis, so that should be a fun story.

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5. SuzieD
   Posted July 28, 2012 at 11:26 pm | Permalink

   neither

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6. Love Sean
   Posted July 29, 2012 at 12:22 am | Permalink

   Corn Dog

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7. Dead Parrot Society☮
   Posted July 29, 2012 at 12:23 am | Permalink

   Big Jim “Will work for food” Corn Dog, Sr.

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8. Step on me Margo
   Posted July 29, 2012 at 12:42 am | Permalink

   I would hire my methhead brother inlaw.
   He works for cheap and he’ll work for 3 days straight, no stopping.
   Unfortunately, he crashes after the third day, if the job isn’t done he’s not going to finish.
   I’d call Big Jim, Corndog sounds like a retard name.

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9. Party Marty Graw
   Posted July 29, 2012 at 1:41 am | Permalink

   Big Dog and Jimmy crack corn.

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10. ʇǝdɯnɹʇs ǝuıɹʇs
    Posted July 29, 2012 at 2:01 am | Permalink

    So long as he doesn’t show his plumbers crack, I couldn’t give a toss what his nickname is Crash.

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11. pleiades
    Posted July 29, 2012 at 2:45 am | Permalink

    A corn dog is a Arlington MA Plumber’s helper and best friend. The membership of local 389 of the Unclogger’s Guild and United International Brotherhood (and Sisterhood) of the Loyal Drainage Artisans welcomes you to this, the third annual production of ‘The Moss Always Grows on the North Side of the Bowl’, our humble demonstration designed to show our respect and affinity for and towards the Compartment of Sanitation and ‘Flushmeisters: Down goes the evidence!’, to be played and served consecutively without the possibility or hope for parole. May God have mercy on your bollocks.

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12. livn4themin
    Posted July 29, 2012 at 3:32 am | Permalink

    Big Jim – I could just call him Jim and calling someone Corn gives me the willies.. know what I mean dawg?

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